IM BIG ALIEN BOY,,

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

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theocseason4:

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kscotter:

that-twink-over-there:

thorgyorgy:

Do you even believe in God?

My last 2 brain cells

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

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plantsplacesthings:

plantsplacesthings:

n-yks:

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

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surprisedentistry:

“sweet summer child” and “uncultured swine” are two of the stock tumblr phrases that haven’t been funny since maybe 2013 

xeniawarriorprincesa:

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retasuneko:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

…that’s cheating!

HOLY SHIT

That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?

“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”

It took me a minute to understand and yes this is evil as fuck. For those still lost, look at the numbers along the left side of the graph. Flip the graph upside down. The number of murders happening after the “Stand your ground law” is passed skyrockets from less than 600 deaths to over 800 deaths

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nijigendreamfever:

dateademisexualpersonwho:

Date a demisexual person who praises the almighty Gaud

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wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

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noelmiler:

ed sheeran songs be like I love you alive girl I will show you with my body and my lips and my eyes very soon

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